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A Suggestion for Eli Whiteside

24 Aug

MAYBE UR HANDZ WILL IMPROOF, MEBBBBBBE EVEN NO LONGER PASS TEH BALLS

It worked for this guy:

MOISTED ALOURINE

Post-Game Hilarity

3 Aug

It’s much easier to laugh about this now, since the Giants put up 8 as I so deftly predicted before the game, but at the time it was a general WTF moment by everyone within 3,000 miles of the game.

Not to be outdone by the scoreboard or his teammates, LOLbrey Huff insisted on making an impact on DEFONZ.

Popup, kewl, who got it?

Whiteside: "Hai guyz" Panda: "Bedtime story?" Vogey: "I think I got this"

Whiteside: "Wonder how my hair would look if I took off my helmet/mask" Panda: "Someone call me please I am lonely" Vogey: "Oh, I got this" Huff: "4-3 this, assholes!"

 

Whiteside: "Gosh darn (southern accent)" Panda: "El sol esta tan amarillo hoy! Que lastima." Vogey: "Dude wtf" Huff: "HUFF TO DA RESCUE INNING OVAH!! THANK ME LATERZ"

Huff: "U mad, NL ERA leader?"

In about ten minutes I’ll be recording another potcats, with Thomas Todd of GiantsPod – and unlike the last one, this goes up tonight. So look forward to that.