Breaking News from Giants Trainer
6 Aug
After all was said and done, there was no greater concern in the San Francisco dugout than the status of Aubrey Huff’s goatee. Fans watching the CSN broadcast were shown footage of Aubrey stroking the goatee in obvious agony, leaving many wondering whether or not Mark DeRosa’s wrist tendons would be sacrificed as hair plugs.
RUINDE
Unfortunately, word has come back that Aubrey Huff’s goatee has an inoperable 4-3-douchetumor. Even more intriguing was that it was the first documented case of said medical condition.
Will update as I hear back more info.