Cobtest Winners and Losers

Kudos to those of you who stuck with this and even dealt with my neglect / changing the game midway through the contest. You repeatedly beat my picks to the point that I conceded and let you fight amongst yourselves, so without further ado here are the winners and prizes.

Dunce Cap:

Brandon Stewart had the most perplexing final entry, only submitting 12 picks when there were 15 games remaining. As such, his 7-5 (resulting record of 7-8) record earns him the dunce cap and brutal honor of being the Cobtest turd until next season. You get a song and a GIF.

 Third Place:

I don’t really understand how this happened, but three people finished with a 7-8 record that no doubt would have beat mine… so it’s not like I have any room to ridicule here. Congratulations go to Stuart Jones, Jeff Fukushima, and Greg Layton for earning themselves photoshops or mild design work, as well as a GIF. Better luck next time.

Second Place:

This one is going to hurt. Sorry, Matt Collins, but it looks like you’ll have to blow up that CoB comments/complaints line after all because your 9-6 record didn’t get it done. A respectable finish, one that nets you either a Surly 4-pack or a New Era cap. Additionally, you can provide a catchphrase that will be a part of the Cobcast intro segment for the next few installments and of course, a GIF.

Grand Prize Winnah:

Hats off toSteven Nichols, as his 10-5 record was best in the land. A 4-Pack of Surly, a shirsey and a GIF are all yours. Short and sweet for the victor.

I’m also pleased to roll out my new comments and complaints line that you can leave messages on, which can be found by dialing 1-866-432-2410 on your rotary or touchtone phone. Do what you do.