Mr. Ribeyez (MP3)

Oh, God. I’m scared.

A few days ago I wrote the lyrics to Mr. Ribeyez, a take on The Killers’ song “Mr. Brightside” that pays homage to the man, the myth, the legend…. Brett Pill.

You can listen to the song in the embedded player, but you can also download the MP3 using the link below the player, which I recommend since I’ll probably get sued for this shit.

Also, here are the lyrics:

Raking in AAA
PCL was all mine
Gotta gotta get hits
Ribeyez I want em all

Belt can’t hit lefties for shit
He is a swing and a miss
Can’t hit lefties for shit
Can’t hit lefties for shit

Used to play second base
Bochy put me at first
Journey songs are the shit
I could hear them all night

I got runners on base
Flannery gives the sign
Got a shit-eating grin

And he’s throwing the pitch now
I lift up my leg now
Bloggers moan

I got a hit, it’s heading
Into right field

Melky, rounding third and Posey
Looks right at Tim Flannery
Waving his arm windmill style

Your savior offensively
I can’t spell ostensibly
I drive in the on base guys
Cause I’m Mr. Ribeyez

Freddy Sanchez is hurt
Holes in Sandoval’s hand
Gotta bench the giraffe
His swing is terrible

Call me Pilly the Kid
Giants bloggers hate this
In the lineup I’m fifth
In the lineup I’m fifth

GiantsPod tweeted me
Asked if I would come on
To his shitty podcast
I laughed a lot he was mad

Lefty starting tonight
Better put on the shift
And you’re getting on base

But I’m driving the runs in
Brandon Crawford scores on
Errant throw

I’m three for three
And I’m feeling
Like four for four

Melky, rounding third and Posey
Looks right at Tim Flannery
Waving his arm windmill style

Your savior offensively
I can’t spell ostensibly
I drive in the on base guys
Cause I’m Mr. Ribeyez

RBI
RBI

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